A Strong Female Character

I am a role model.
 
I am attractive.
…but not too attractive.
 
I am mature.
…but not too old.
 
I am independent.
…but just vulnerable enough so my core demographic continues to engage with my character.
 
My garments cover an agreed portion of my body.
…one which has been determined by focus groups and polls to be inoffensive to those who find my body offensive.
 
My breasts are visible but not evident.
…it was decided that I needed something to make me stand out. I suggested a handlebar moustache but that was vetoed.
 
I have fun and adventure!
…whilst still being very responsible.
I run my own successful business!
…all by myself.
I am brainy and a nerd! I love reading books!
…and yet I have plenty of time to play with the boys.
 
Because I am a strong female character.
 
Indeed sometimes I even wear glasses. To show how clever I am. Just sometimes.
 
I am skilled in the use of all weapons, real and fictional.
…but I’m also gentle and love animals.
 
I’m bisexual! I’m mixed race!
…but don’t worry, I’m a sort of safe mocha latte.
 
I have a cool disability.
…though you’ll never see me struggle to get on a bus or in and out of public lavatories.
 
My designers have a lot of boxes to tick, you see.
 
They needed a strong female character.
So they made me.
I am all things to all people.
 
Because there’s only one of me.
 
I suggested getting a couple more
…but the designers said the game/film/TV show wouldn’t be marketable to boys if they did that.
 
So there I am.
A strong female character.
Just the one.
 
It’s quite tiring really.

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